Reality in Concept
Friday, April 30, 2004
Consensus is: I don't like it one bit! (multiple personality disorder)
What will I do without my High Gloss and Sauce? I am ungrounded! Which way is North? Are my pants on? Did I leave my wallet at home today ? (I did).
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Market took a dump today
I need to quit my job and be a "day-trader".... We are below NASDAQ 2000. I can never win.
Monday, April 19, 2004
Ironic...?
McDonald's Corp. (NYSE:MCD - News) Chairman and Chief Executive Jim Cantalupo, credited with recently turning around the iconic American fast-food company, died on Monday of an apparent heart attack.
Friday, April 09, 2004
Steve #1 Swears...
he has nothing to do with the increased volume of the hit counter. Other theories include his reference to Google in a newer entry. Sounds like he "Google bombed" himself.
Try the fun Google Bombs for youself:
Type in Google And you get...
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Miserable Failure..............George Bush
Antichrist.......................[used to be Bill Gates] George Bush
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
But I am also Genius-like...
See the genius speak:
Eco-Friendly Homes Fair
Field Museum
Saturday, April 24, 2004
3:15 – 4:00 pm
Eco-Friendly Cars: Hybrids and Beyond
Michael Doobs, Research Engineer, Argonne National Laboratory
Much attention has been given to the environmental impact in choosing the car you drive. The
public is bombarded with news stories and advertising of SUVs and HEVs but what really makes a
vehicle an environmentally conscious choice? Examples from actual test data and analysis from
Argonne National Laboratory’s staff and facilities will shed light on this topic.
Most Incompetetnt Blogger
Why am I the only guy (gal) with a screwed up website.
Sugar
Steve #1
Steve #2
Everybody else has their blog all fancy and special. But no, not me, my blog has screwed up font sizes and repeating links that make no sence. And I am an incompetent idoit that cant spell!!!
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
The Rise of The Machines
Steven King and Steve #2 were right!
Killer Appliances
Hi-tech toilet swallows woman
Cyberkiosk assaults Spanish teenager
Spanish cyberkiosks claim second victim
Friday, April 02, 2004
More Equations...
where x is the number of girls for whose phone numbers you ask...
where K is the percentage of the same-age dating population left over after you weed out the emotionally disturbed, chronically chemically-addled, intellectually unsatisfying, personality-challenged, and essentially unavailable persons...
where y is the percentage of people who maintain their attractiveness in the harsh light of day, away from free-flowing drinks and neon beer lights...
where z represents the rate of people who will either give you a crap number, screen your call out, or never answer your message...
where b represents the likelihood that, all things being equal, either of you will continue to show interest at the time of this follow-up call...
where 2 is considered to be the random-weirdness-that-can-fuck-anything-up-where-dating-is-concerned factor...
Given all of this, the odds of successfully attaining a date based on a phone number attained at a bar can be expressed by the following equation:
x * K * y * (1 - z) * b^2 / 2
Assuming K to be .85, figuring y to be around .5 (although it may be considerably higher if you drink heavily, or slightly lower if you don't drink at all), estimating z to be around .15, and putting b at around a two out of three chance...
Going by those numbers, you need to ask for about twelve numbers for every date you expect to get.
Thursday, April 01, 2004
