Reality in Concept
Monday, November 29, 2004
Newsflash: Sugar Gets Suckered Into Doing Hostess Job for Free
SHDOOPIDLAND - Sugar and betweenbars were seen patroning bars in Tokyo when they stumbled into a narrow alley where an eager door employee ushered the two American girls into the establishment. Little did they know there were just recruited to be free employees in a Sunakku bar. Neither a Geisha girl or a prostitute, "Snack" Hostesses (especially from America) are in high demand in a culture where there are only 2 kinds of women - the kind you have fun with and the kind that is docile, serious, responsible, and good mothers to raise their kids. The hostess fits into the former category. American girls are viewed as fun and sexy. Although Sugar and friend thought they had the best of the deal, little did they realize that being a hostess in a Sunakku establishment commands 3,500 to 5,000 yen per hour!! A broke Sugar was quoted, "if I had the wherewithal that we were actually working for free, I would never had peddled myself as such!" Sugar went on to say, "oh, and my feminist views are in conflict with the fact that I was essentially a 'showgirl' for a bunch of girl-shy Japanese businessmen - I am not sure I am ok with that." Sugar, like many of American females, has also been seen accepting free cigarettes, drinks, cab rides, sandwiches, cover charges, etc from random (girl-shy) men in the cities in the United States, also with the understanding that they aren't getting any either.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
NEWSFLASH: Dumb Bird in DC
Two dumb birds match wits at the White House today. An intellectual stand-off ensued. "I look stupid being photographed with the dumbest bird in creation", the turkey said.
Dumb American Bird.. and Thanksgiving Icon
Monday, November 15, 2004
Newsflash: World Wants to See Sugar Figure
KNOWN UNIVERSE - If "the boss" is wondering about new Sugar figure, then the known universe is very curious what the fuss is about. Perhaps a paparazzi photograph will capture the goods soon. Details as they emerge.
New Sugar Look
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
NEWSFLASH: Internet Chick Looks Hot While Mad
Pasta Somewhere - Recent exit polls confirmed that America likes Bush over Kerry. But surprising new information clearly shows that when Sugar is mad and in her waitress costume ("outfit," same difference) she is actually pretty hot looking. "Typically a person smiles when a picture is taken, but in this case the photo [in question] shows an irate Sugar, perhaps it is the apron which looks like a very short miniskirt, we just think its very hot!" an anonymous internet weblog stalker commented. No predictions are made for future snapshots.
NEWSFLASH: Chicago Lawyer Offers Pro Bono Services for Area Waitress
Chicago - Employment Practices Liability Insurance Lawyer (and Halloween Mermaid) Penelope offered to remedy the Sugar unemployment circumstances:
http://www.breakupchronicles.blogspot.com/
Lawyer-Mermaid Poses For Pictures
Sugar's Moonlighting Employment Troubles
"That guy looks like Carson Daily" It is still not certain if this comment is a cut-down or a compliment. Either way, Sugar won't need a daddy at all with the expected windfall. Sugar has been unavailable for comment for a week or so.
