Reality in Concept
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Newsflash: Like Duh (Duh)
So Sugar is Shoooo Shmart. Yea, the rest of the micro-brains of the less than Sugar mentalities appearently need a handle to carry the understanding of my simple jokes. Oh, like ha, ha HA! I get a real chuckle out of your peons.
DATELINE REALITY - Duh to you. Like Doobs didnt get the joke. I must have the humour of Janet Reno at a funeral. So I say, ha ha, to you. Here's your handle Sugar Dodo.
"How cute, I hope goes with my outfit"
NewsFlash: Sugar Only Funny...
EVANSTON - Fans of Sugar have noticed that in recent weeks, Sugar is only funny when she is making fun of Doobs. "Perhaps her only source of wit comes from the intense mean streak she imposes on Doobs" an ananymous fan club member noted.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Trivia Answer:
Because in Europe, the first floor is one flight of stairs up. Ground floor is zero. Another reason Europeans aren't afraid of science/math. If an elevator showed floor zero, dumb Americans wouldn't be very confused.
Friday, December 10, 2004
Today's "World Traveler Trivia Question"
Why is it more Dangerous to jump out the window of a 1st Floor of a highrise in Europe than in the US?
Monday, December 06, 2004
NEWSFLASH: The French Are STILL Idiots
French Genius
I saw the camoflashed "Police" walking around de Gaulle airport when I was there. I think they wear that drab to be menecing. Sorry, Pierre, a slight, short dude and a small, slight FEMALE (?) carrying automatic weapons did not make me feel secure. The way I saw it, I could more likely overpower the couple and use the weapons on them, hey, now I have extremely deadly weapons in a secure airport zone. Duh! Leave it to the Frencies for that security logic.
Dorky "Police" at de Gaulle (Perhaps the clothes allow them to hide behind terminal plants)
(Cool Hats Security Dudes)
Friday, December 03, 2004
Thursday, December 02, 2004
News Release
Ministry of Chinese Tourism - "In order to keep fit, no spitting".
Editor's Brush With China:
Yesterday I gave a presentation to a delegation from China. One of the dudes was the assistant Mayor of Beijing. And I got the business card of essentially the equivalent of the Chinese Secretary of Energy & Transportation. I should go visit huh? (Let the Lab pay for it, of course)
