Reality in Concept
Friday, May 28, 2004
I still have a plate
Doobs still has a blue plate in his bag. He thinks someday he can get it to its rightful owner.
Aha! I am (was) a Failful Sex Machine
Survey finds Porsche owners have most affairs
Almost 50 percent said to cheat on their partners
BERLIN - Don’t trust a man with a fast car.
Porsche drivers are less faithful than any other group of car owners, with almost 50 percent of them cheating on their partners, a survey published in German magazine “Men’s Car” has revealed.
Among German men, Porsche drivers were the least faithful, with 49 percent admitting infidelity, followed by BMW drivers at 46 percent. Among women, Audi drivers were the least reliable, 41 percent admitting to affairs.
The most faithful group were owners of Opel-Vauxhall cars, with only 31 percent of male and 28 percent of female drivers in Germany having committed adultery.
The survey was carried out by Hamburg-based opinion poll institute Gewis, which questioned 2,253 male and female drivers aged 20 to 50. The results follow similar findings from the same magazine showing that male BMW drivers had the most sex.
Updated: 10:43 a.m. ET May 26, 2004
Monday, May 17, 2004
German Revealed
LOOP - German aficionado and CL Matron unsuccessfully attempted to spout a non-native touge to mixed reviews.
"dummsheist" is gibberish, so I think she meant "Dummscheiss". That last
sentence doesn't make any sense, and I'm not sure what I've missed. (I
figured "Wann" or "When" was actually "Wenn" or "If", by the way.)
The best translation possible is the following:
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"Good Heavens, he is a dumb shit, Jennifer! I should kick his ass! If I
was a little girl, who has not deserved that!"
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Authorities on cerebral anomalies and cognitive malfunction are also worried that simple facts like knowing your right and from your left may also be in question.
Feminism - Now I am really confused
Interesting blog considering my recent realization that I don't understand what the word Feminism means.
(BTW, I had to use spell-check on the word feminism - jeeze!)
http://everybody-poops.blogspot.com/
Today's Lesson: Left and Right
If you are not standing on your head, then you should be able to correctly answer this quick quiz:
-- Right ------------ Left --
Is the above text in the correct orientation?
T F
The answer is false.
Tune in tomorrow for a new quiz that distinguishes fingers and toes.....
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Fun With Google Bombs...!
Type in the following in Google and hit the "Feeling Lucky" Button:
"Miserable failure"
"French military victories"
"Weapons of mass destruction"
Of couse, the French one is classic..!!!
Monday, May 03, 2004
California....
This came over the lab e-mail:
"Can you poll your lab staff and see if someone is interested in taking a
3-6 month assignment in California to help develop their Hydrogen Highways Network plan."
I can lie about my qualifications, sure. I want to work on Schwarzenegger's hydrogen economy.... (left coast)
"Hydrogen is the fuel of the future..... and always will be."
I need my car back..!!
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4891758/
REUTERS
Updated: 12:46 p.m. ET May 03, 2004
Survey finds BMW drivers have more sex
BERLIN - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.
The German magazine “Men’s Car” found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week......
