TODAYS Tub Safety Tip
Lots of people are lost each year to tragic drownings (appearently all in Arizona).

[Although I dont know how many of the 1-4 year-olds had a drink that night]


So be careful boys and girls.



I think this latest episode is really a cry for help...




- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 5:26 PM

 
News: Google Finds Keys
"All I had to do was search Google. I got my keys, and I now know what a Dubya is, boy I am glad I understand that now, whew doggie!"

- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 2:53 PM

 
Mysterious Beast Never Seen
PACIFIC NORTHWEST - Rarer than SASQUATCH, the Dubya has never been photographed, its true identity still a mystery. However, even more mysterious is that there are enough witnesses available to comment and compare to a current presidential candidate. Details as they emerge.

- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 3:03 PM

 
"...Houston...you're breaking..up"
Seems Bush DOES have voices in his head.

It makes perfect sense. Bush uses an earpiece when he speaks.

- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 1:49 PM