Jenna Tries Out Center-of-Universe For Size
LOOP - In a rant list, famed author Jenna Miegheres was found to be asking questions that somehow make every road in the tri-state area (why always 3 states, why not 4?) paved directly to Arlington & Clark streets. Ergo,

1. Where is my link on your site? (me me me)
2. If I were French would you not hang out with me? (I am not at all French and have nothing to do with the French, but ME!)
3. Why are you so mean to me? (somehow buying ice-cream sandwich is like taking a dagger to the heart)

Jenna could not be contacted because of the awesome duties required in serving as the "all-being master of time, space and dimension"
- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 3:25 PM