Words to Live by...
- The ducks aren't ever going to line up. The ducks are trying to kill you.

- American society is increasingly a conspiracy of the smart against the dumb.

- Stereotypes are, in fact, merely one aspect of the mind's ability to make generalizations, without which science and mathematics, not to mention much of everyday life, would be impossible.

And the best:
- This is life. People stumble and grope blindly hither and thither, wondering if they did the right thing, occasionally knocking something over and hoping no-one noticed, striving for illusory goals, addled with guilt and insecurity.

- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 4:50 PM