German Revealed
LOOP - German aficionado and CL Matron unsuccessfully attempted to spout a non-native touge to mixed reviews.

"dummsheist" is gibberish, so I think she meant "Dummscheiss". That last
sentence doesn't make any sense, and I'm not sure what I've missed. (I
figured "Wann" or "When" was actually "Wenn" or "If", by the way.)

The best translation possible is the following:
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"Good Heavens, he is a dumb shit, Jennifer! I should kick his ass! If I
was a little girl, who has not deserved that!"
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Authorities on cerebral anomalies and cognitive malfunction are also worried that simple facts like knowing your right and from your left may also be in question.

- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 1:12 PM