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LABORATORY - Scientists have taken a close look at current data collected today and made the startling conclusion: This Job Sucks. The conclusion only took 4187 days, 14 hours, 16 minutes and 47 seconds to make based upon tasks provided during current career. "Sure once in a while you get to be on TV, but for what, someone else’s accomplishment, that's what,” the researcher said. “Its no wonder that ½ of all the people hired at the place have left within 3 years of being here – and this place is supposed to be for career researchers.” Perhaps the conclusion is tied to fact that Justin has left and Frenchman #3 is going at the end of the month.

- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 5:43 PM