Everybody has a list of Important Things ToDo, This could be one.
#1 - Bleach my teeth. I know I need an exterminator, but it gets my down when the pearlies are ivory.

#2 - Write poetry. I realize that the trash bag gets smelly over time, but the rosey effects of good prose cover up the stank.

#3 - Work for $3 per hour. There must be a benefit to put up with a pinky-fingered sexually harrassing boss. Wait, I'll think of it...... (free drinks?, nah)

- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 3:17 PM