NewsFlash!
CHICAGO - Energy Secretary to visit Doobs' lab on his birthday (next Friday, y'all). Principal Investigator Mr. Doobs will attempt to describe through demonstration how a single-input power split electrically variable hybrid electric transmission powertrain system works. He's sure that 10min is all it will take. The dude has a Doctorate from MIT after all.

In other news, new discovery, Bucktown girls appear to be easy. Who knew?
The theory is that high percentages of tattoos, smoking, piercings and all around self-destructive behavior may correlate with the factor of easiness. This of course is based upon empirical evidence found in an initial visit and not from hard data. More exploratory missions to the foreign land may required be for future follow-up (safari hat and Rover SUV required).


Secretary of Energy Samuel W. Bodman
- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 9:48 AM