Terminology
"Dear ex-girlfriend", yea I like that term. Notice its not capitalized. Its the best way to address you, I should use it from now on. No use of proper nouns or nicknames. It has just the right amount of impersonal generic-ness. With a side serving of implying that said person has been used beyond all useful utility and purpose. Perfect!
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- Doobs was 100% Correct @ 2:33 PM